Call Me On The Pay Phone
I guess now that I'm feeling better I have more to say.... I have this new phone... and it makes me feel stupid.
What ever happened to payphones? Just curious.
So I have this phone- it's the new Motorola Droid hip hip hooray phone.
It is a touch screen so I have to do everything by touching little buttons on the screen-even a little keyboard.
So my texts look like this:
Hey! I thsle lkehes lkml llskerh lsisha ok?
I never knew I had fat fingers. Oh to have the long fingers of a pianist-I bet they would be able to send a text from my phone!
This phone has approximately 4 million different features-only a few of which I can figure out. I even have a hard time answering it when someone actually does something unheard of like call me to use their voice to communicate.
I'm sure my 8 year old neice would have figured all the features out in 20 minutes, which is proof that evolution is at play here and children have a special trait now that enables them to be able to understand technology better than their weak link parents/aunts.
Soon computers will be obsolete because babies will be born with a hard drive.
That is all.
Kris
What ever happened to payphones? Just curious.
So I have this phone- it's the new Motorola Droid hip hip hooray phone.
It is a touch screen so I have to do everything by touching little buttons on the screen-even a little keyboard.
So my texts look like this:
Hey! I thsle lkehes lkml llskerh lsisha ok?
I never knew I had fat fingers. Oh to have the long fingers of a pianist-I bet they would be able to send a text from my phone!
This phone has approximately 4 million different features-only a few of which I can figure out. I even have a hard time answering it when someone actually does something unheard of like call me to use their voice to communicate.
I'm sure my 8 year old neice would have figured all the features out in 20 minutes, which is proof that evolution is at play here and children have a special trait now that enables them to be able to understand technology better than their weak link parents/aunts.
Soon computers will be obsolete because babies will be born with a hard drive.
That is all.
Kris
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