And the next Bachelor is...
OK, ladies....the beans have been spilled! The next Bachelor will be Pilot Jake! Filming starts next month - the show will air in January. Ok, I could hear a few moans.... c’mon people. It’s not that bad, is it? Remember how fun he was during the first one-on-one date with Jillian?
Wait. There was that weird moment where he “surprise” kissed her in more of an attack mode verses smooth operator mode.
Whatever. I’m sure he’s learned from his mistakes. Let’s hope he has a good friend who played the episode back to him in slow motion…several times…to prove that he needs to work on his approach.
Hold on. He did come back to tattle on He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. I agree with the general idea of the gesture, but actually doing it made him ever-so-chachy.
That’s beside the point. Jake is a live Ken Doll and it will be fun to see what happens. Am I right?
Ah crap. Who am I kidding. If ABC is going to be annoying and recycle an old Bachelor YET AGAIN, I would have loved for it to be Reid. Or Kyptonite. Or an entire show about Kyptonite’s abs.
Now there’s something I can get behind.
You guys decide. Who would be a better Bachelor for the show?
Jake the Ken Doll? Kyptonite and his Superabs? Reid the Adorable? Or should they have gone with someone fresh?
Ok, I'm in for Jake. BUT if you REALLY wanna see some drama, I say they recycle he who shall not be named. I mean come on, can you imagine the step out of the limo scene? The disgust that must be quickly disguised, or must it? The crazy vs. the sleazy, how low could it go? Now that's ratings!
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YOU should be an ABC Producer! Now THAT would be magic, baby!!! Love it!
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