65 and sunny today, people!  Let me tell you about my day....listen up see....

I have a new ride, well, a new-used ride.  It's fabulous - I just love it!  Anyway, when I had to go downtown today around noon, I really didn't mind.  Mini Road Trip!  I opened the moon roof and cranked the tunes.  Ok - it was talk radio.  I like to be informed.  I did my errands and got back to the store around 1:00.  I did my thang and slung dough for a few hours and headed back out to the parking lot around 4:00.  I opened the door.  I see something extremely unappealing.  What the?  How? Who?  You see - I forgot that I left my moon roof open and well, a bird decided to fly over head.  He must have liked my shiney, leather seats too.  Now, when you stop laughing....I ask you...what are the odds of this?  Statistician anyone?  Seriously.  The one day.  The one time I forget to close the moon roof and I've got droppings the size of bagels on the seat. What do these Shelby Mall birds eat anyway?  Cinnamon Rolls?

And, while I'm on the subject, what really is the purpose of a Moon Roof?  I'm not ultimately sold on the idea.  So far, it just messes up my hair.  And, I don't know if you've seen me recently, but I'm in the middle of a decent hair decade.  Who knows....maybe I'm really missing something here.  My mission: find the fun in the moon roof!  Tomorrow I shall crank "Hot In the City" by Billy Idol and pull a Tom Hanks from "Big". Now that oughta be fun.