3/5 Idol - Not So Wild Card Review
No voting tonight, peeps! The judges have the final say on which final three contestants make the top 12. Dramatic lighting. Three chairs. Tatiana already on the verge of tears...
Jess - Beautiful girl, tried too hard to be sexy. Shouldn't it just come naturally?
Matt - or "Gramps" - Is it cold in the studio? Whats with the giant scarf? I still don't know what he sang. Did he dance a little bit like Elaine Bennis from Seinfeld??
Megan - Man, this girl is a cutie. Her dance moves still look like a fidgety 4 year old at a recital. But she's fresh. I like her.
Von - Is he sporting the Flock of Seagulls hairdo??? I didn't like his song - I don't think HE even liked it.
Jasmine - Best so far. Hot dress.
Ricky - He forgets to sing the last letters of some words. "Broke the looking gla__", 13 years of bad lu__". He was fun and worked the crowd. He could use a spray on tan...as could I. And man, I hate those skinny jeans!
Tatiana - TDelT - Crazy is back and whacked out more than eva! 3 times singing Whitney. It was HORRID. Seriously, I did not like it one single bit. This poor girl needs help. And a longer dress.
Anoop - Uh oh, singing My Perogitive again - at least its not 3 times. I love him!! I'd like to hand him a tube of hair gel, though!
Ok - lets start the "voting"...Jasmine in, and now its Megan vs. TdelT - Drama! I can't take it! It's Megan, of course and she deserves a shot. TDelT breaks down and is allowed to kiss Paulers ring on the way to see the FOX pyschotherapist. Last spot goes to... Matt?! What!? And you know what, we decided to make it a Top 13!! A-Nooooooop Dawg is in! I LOVE IT.
My take? Why 13? They needed more girls. Only 3 of them were thru before tonight. There ya have it folks, now get to work!
Kris
Jess - Beautiful girl, tried too hard to be sexy. Shouldn't it just come naturally?
Matt - or "Gramps" - Is it cold in the studio? Whats with the giant scarf? I still don't know what he sang. Did he dance a little bit like Elaine Bennis from Seinfeld??
Megan - Man, this girl is a cutie. Her dance moves still look like a fidgety 4 year old at a recital. But she's fresh. I like her.
Von - Is he sporting the Flock of Seagulls hairdo??? I didn't like his song - I don't think HE even liked it.
Jasmine - Best so far. Hot dress.
Ricky - He forgets to sing the last letters of some words. "Broke the looking gla__", 13 years of bad lu__". He was fun and worked the crowd. He could use a spray on tan...as could I. And man, I hate those skinny jeans!
Tatiana - TDelT - Crazy is back and whacked out more than eva! 3 times singing Whitney. It was HORRID. Seriously, I did not like it one single bit. This poor girl needs help. And a longer dress.
Anoop - Uh oh, singing My Perogitive again - at least its not 3 times. I love him!! I'd like to hand him a tube of hair gel, though!
Ok - lets start the "voting"...Jasmine in, and now its Megan vs. TdelT - Drama! I can't take it! It's Megan, of course and she deserves a shot. TDelT breaks down and is allowed to kiss Paulers ring on the way to see the FOX pyschotherapist. Last spot goes to... Matt?! What!? And you know what, we decided to make it a Top 13!! A-Nooooooop Dawg is in! I LOVE IT.
My take? Why 13? They needed more girls. Only 3 of them were thru before tonight. There ya have it folks, now get to work!
Kris
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