The Bachelor - The Women Tell All...Oh Boy!
Ok, ladies....you still watching this? Gotta say, I heart Jason - love this smile! I am major bummed that he sent Jillian home. She was my pick from day one. I'm hoping he picks Molly now - but my gut says its Melissa. Anyhooey, here are the:
Most Memorable Moments/Discoveries of...da da daaaaa "The Women Tell All".
1. Witnessing Stalker Shannon's Snotapalooza 2009 in great detail AGAIN was just not necessary ABC. At all.
2. Jason telling Chris H (heart him too) that "all the clouds were aligning" when "he" arranged for little Sophie to clunk heads with Stephanie on their date. Really Jason? The clouds were aligning? Did you mean the stars??!
3. Best Chris Harrison line of the night:
Jason: "Jillian is the ultimate friend."
Harrison: "Is that how you spend time, with a friend in the hot tub?"
Jason: "There just wasn't enough passion for marriage."
Harrison: "Dude...you almost consummated the marriage."
4. Jason is really a horse stuntman in Seattle.
5. Trista and Ryan are now in the Guiness Book of World Records for the "Longest 15 Minutes of Fame". Still heart them too. You think that Baby Max and little Seeester on the way have healthy college funds??
6. Charlie and Sarah are back together. How wonderful that Sarah aired all their dirty laundry on national tv!
7. Stalker Shannon was rockin' some serious bed head.
8. Natalie, who doesn't like jewelry thank you very much, wore 48 bangle bracelets on her wrist when not smoothing out her hair.
9. Chef is STILL wearing the pink shirt with popped out collar.
10. ABC went right after Jillian for the next Bachelorette like Kermit on Green, baby! Go Canuck!!!
Most Memorable Moments/Discoveries of...da da daaaaa "The Women Tell All".
1. Witnessing Stalker Shannon's Snotapalooza 2009 in great detail AGAIN was just not necessary ABC. At all.
2. Jason telling Chris H (heart him too) that "all the clouds were aligning" when "he" arranged for little Sophie to clunk heads with Stephanie on their date. Really Jason? The clouds were aligning? Did you mean the stars??!
3. Best Chris Harrison line of the night:
Jason: "Jillian is the ultimate friend."
Harrison: "Is that how you spend time, with a friend in the hot tub?"
Jason: "There just wasn't enough passion for marriage."
Harrison: "Dude...you almost consummated the marriage."
4. Jason is really a horse stuntman in Seattle.
5. Trista and Ryan are now in the Guiness Book of World Records for the "Longest 15 Minutes of Fame". Still heart them too. You think that Baby Max and little Seeester on the way have healthy college funds??
6. Charlie and Sarah are back together. How wonderful that Sarah aired all their dirty laundry on national tv!
7. Stalker Shannon was rockin' some serious bed head.
8. Natalie, who doesn't like jewelry thank you very much, wore 48 bangle bracelets on her wrist when not smoothing out her hair.
9. Chef is STILL wearing the pink shirt with popped out collar.
10. ABC went right after Jillian for the next Bachelorette like Kermit on Green, baby! Go Canuck!!!
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